A giant fiberglass statue of Jesus burned to the ground after being struck by lightning last night. The irony… someone must have been saying for years: “if I’m lying, may God strike that there Jesus statue!”
…imagine what that person is saying now — something probably filled with expletives.
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ORLANDO, FL – Deputies found a suspected car thief playing “Grand Theft Auto” video game, and they later charged him with just that.
Polk County deputies investigating the theft of a 1998 Dodge Durango arrested 30-year-old Michael Ray Ekes on Thursday, when they found the SUV outside a home, and Ekes inside playing GTA. GTFO!
Ekes was charged with grand theft auto, burglary and drug possession. At the time of arrest, he was out of jail on bond for another grand theft auto charge.
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