Since the recent news of the enhanced TSA gropings patdowns at US airports, a number of people have been protesting the situation by showing up in nothing but Speedos and their shoes. Interesting way to protest, or will it just mean EXTRA groping excitement since there’s no barrier between you and the TSA touchy touchy? Hmmm…
So far, no reports of anyone getting arrested for these protests. I hope they brought some clothes for their plane rides, though!
Even if you live under a rock like I do, you probably couldn’t avoid hearing about Lady Gaga’s latest publicity stunt, the meat dress. Yes, that’s right, a dress made of meat. RAW meat. She wore this recently to an awards show, which lucky for her wasn’t a PETA ceremony or an ASPCA dog rescue fundraiser. In case any of youse kids were thinking of it, being Lady Gaga for Halloween in this outfit would be a bad idea. Really bad. Here are the top five reasons why not to where a Gaga meat dress:
1. E coli. E coli is bad, mmkay? It’s bad enough when you ingest it. Wearing it is not so much fun either. E coli of the nether regions would not be fun!
2. Bodily fluids that are not your own. Not even human, for that matter. Certain bodily fluids do not belong near certain bodily parts, unless you are weird or are Lady Gaga. That night, she changed her name to Lady Gag.
3. Rancid meat. This outfit may have been shockingly “raw” when first worn, but imagine how much fun it will be it will smell by the end of the night. Mmm, tasty. Where’s the bathroom? Can you say HURL, boys and girls?
4. Who let the dogs out? Don’t dare walk down the street wearing an outfit like this! Not unless you like being ripped to shreds by neighborhood dogs, dingos and wild banshees. Well, maybe you do. Do you want your dog biting into something like that? Didn’t think so.
5. Where’s the beef? Where’s the beef? (TM) is a phrase made popular by Clara Peller for Wendy’s. It was not meant to describe a woman(?) wearing barely dead animal meat. All night long people you will hear people say things like “where’s the beef?”, “beefcake” “since when did this turn into a meat market?”
6. Maggots. Maggots are disgusting in a trash can. They will be even more disgusting a)on you b) in your outfit c) around your house and places you’d never dreamed of for months to come d) all of the above.
Raw meat isn’t for halloween, ok boys and girls? Thanks! Now aren’t you glad you aren’t the stylist who had to deal with Gaga’s costume post-party?
Ps. yes, we know there are six reasons here. There are jillions in reality. Don’t do it!
check out how amused the kids are at this priest who teaches kids some skateboarding moves. He apparently gives skateboards away sometimes too. Pretty cool…
Peep the video:
Police arrested two women after a former lover burst into a Waffle House on Valentine’s Day and beat a man with her high heel. Police charged 29-year-old woman and 32-year-old woman with battery and criminal damage to private property following the incident.
Let me guess: the women were not invited to the Waffle House for, you know, a romantic redneck-style date.
It took five long months for a Czech woman to discover the reason for her pain: Doctors had left a foot-long medical tool inside her abdomen. This month, doctors at a clinic in the southeastern town of Ivancice discovered their colleagues had forgotten to remove a spatula-like surgical instrument from the woman following gynecological surgery in September.
Good Lord. This certainly is no five-dollar footlong. Five million dollars, perhaps.
And how could she not realize something was really really really long with some metal FOOT LONG object inside. Yikes!
A 62-year-old sledder, apparently a student of Wile E. Coyote, thought strapping a homemade rocket to his back before sledding would be give him a rush. A rush indeed happened — a rush to the hospital. The Michigan man was burned on approx. 20 percent of his body when the rocket blew up.
The man, unnamed in news stories, apparently plans outrageous sledding stunts every year, but this is the first time he almost blew himself up.
Perhaps Acme will send him a get-well card.
A protest by approximately 500 firefighters and emergency workers in Spain turned into an all-out brawl with anti-riot police.
Violence erupted when the cops in La Coruna told protesters to stop throwing fireworks and nails outside a local government building. The demonstrators were protesting against privatization of emergency services and wanted to talk with local government representatives. Anti-riot police charged them with batons and fired runner balls at them.
Emergency service workers retaliated by throwing stones and traffic signs. Peep the video:
A half-smoked cigar smoked by Winston Churchill has sold for $7,000, according to ABC News. The butt was picked up in 1941 by a staffer after Winston left it, unfinished, and scrambled for a meeting. This cigar remnant bears his name, which is probably why someone would cough up big bucks for a butt.
No word on who sold or bought the butt.
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