It’s that time of year again: happy happy fun time! Check out these weird toys / gifts that are bound to make every child say “huh?” before shrugging and playing as usual. Here are our favorites, in no particular order:

1. Playmobil Security Checkpoint

Playmobil always had cool toys and is keeping up with the latest trend by offering its own airport security checkpoint. Yo, frequent flyer: you forgot to remove your yellow jacket/sweater before passing through security. Time for a groping patdown! I wonder if this set comes complete with grumpy people, fluids of more than one ounce (that’s a no-no!) and overzealous TSA agents.

2. Yodeling Pickle

Everyone loves a pickle. Not everyone loves yodeling, but those that do are probably fanatical enough about it to make up for the rest of us. So why not combine these two awesome things into a new, even more awesome thing? Pickle power!

3. Inflatable Cat in a Can

So, your little loved one has been bugging you to get a cat or some other lifeform as a pet. You aren’t sure if they can handle it, so what should you do? An inflatable cat is a perfect solution! If the kid can manage to get the cat out of the can, inflate it and have it last a few weeks without popping it, then maybe a real cat is in order. If the inflatable cat doesn’t make it even a day, well, it’s going to be some time before little Luciferious is ready for a real animal. Give thanks that you didn’t give a real pet this season.

Dec 202010
 

It’s that time of year again where many people are thinking about gifts. Why go for normal? Aren’t there some people in your life who a) are weird or b) deserve weird things? Of course there are!

Here are a few ideas to get you started.

#1. THE SMOKING BABY

much like the youtube sensation from earlier this year, this baby smokes. Those are some rather large smokes too.  All this can be yours for a mere $5! Who wouldn’t want one of these on their desks?

While you’re at it, why not add one of those lovely donkey butt cigarette dispensers? If your baby smokes, he needs a friend to give them to him, right?

Next up: BACON-FLAVORED DENTAL FLOSS. You think your breath smelled bad before? How about after some nice bacon flossing? This is the perfect gift for the carnivore in the family, or for the vegetarian who misses meat and secretly craves bacon. It’s even more fun for someone who flosses while half asleep.. simply replace their regular floss with this one!

But wait, there’s more!

Every neighborhood has its cat lady, or ten. And the loads of people who secretly admire her. (Hence, this item.) In her honor, here’s a cat lady action figure, complete with cats! It’s on sale too!

And finally, an item we wish we didn’t exist, but it does, and it can be yours.  Liquid Ass.  We really don’t want to know the ingredients list in this one!

 

Here’s another story featuring one of our favorite stores — Tesco. This time, a girl, who the cashier estimated to be under 21, was asked to show her ID when trying to purchase a slice of quiche from the deli section of the store. The shopper, 24-year-old Christine Cuddihy, told the clerk that age restrictions don’t apply to buying quiche, but the clerk insisted that it did, and that the store rules were really strict now.

An argument ensued as the line forming behind her became listless, and eventually Ms. Cuddihy showed her ID to complete the purchase.

Tesco officials couldn’t find the cashier who carded over quiche, but assure us that quiche shoppers needn’t be over 21.

 

Pajama ban

Pajama ban

A store in the UK has taken the “no shoes, no shirt, no service” to a new level by banning shoppers in pajamas. The Tesco store in Cardiff recently posted signs which state:

“To avoid causing offence or embarrassment to others we ask that our customers are appropriately dressed when visiting our store (footwear must be worn at all times and no nightwear is permitted).”

Since then, shoppers wearing lounge pants (extremely common, at least in the US) have even been turned away from the store.

One wonders what must have happened to prompt the stores to post such signs. What nightwear causes offense or embarrassment? Then again, maybe we’re better off NOT knowing what happened. Yikes!

 

little tykes cozy coupeA recent article in Mental Floss magazine states that the best selling car in America (for 2008. anyway) is the Little Tykes Cozy Coupe, selling 457,000 units, or about 20,000 more than America’s next-best-selling vehicle, the Toyota Camry. The cozy coupe is the vehicle of funny video fame — numerous vids of adults getting stuck in them, kids rolling them over, you name it.

These things are more durable than cars adults drive. So how about a version for big tykes? :)

Jan 182010
 

Found at imgur’s website. Ok, where can we buy this?

man boobs

bibs not just for babies any more!

Man boobs bibs

 

Well ok, not “here” as in this website, but from NASA.

shuttlewow

the shuttlewow guy

“That’s right folks, you can own your very own space shuttle for not $45 million, not $34 million, but for the low low price of $28.8 million dollars! But wait, there’s more! We’ll deliver it to you!”

Ok, NASA’s press release about it was really boring. We like what the Houston media has to say: get the Shamwow guy to do it, like this:

Hi, it’s Vince with Shamwow NASA! You’ll be saying wow every time you use this towel shuttle!

It’s like a chamois space shuttle! It’s like a towel space shuttle! It’s like a sponge space shuttle….This is for the house space, the car space, the boat space, the RV space!

See what I’m telling ya? Shamwow! The shuttle! You’ll be saying wow every time!

 

We’ve all seen a strange item or 2 on ebay, that’s pretty much a given. Not to be outdone, Amazon decided to get in on some of the oddity action.

This is a must have for everyone every pig farmer every pig farmer who is also into acupuncture. Because you know, well, that’s got to be LOADS of people.

You too can own your very own acupuncture pig, from the makers of voodoo dolls everywhere!

check it out:

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