Excuse me doctor, that’s not a five dollar footlong.

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Feb 192010
 

It took five long months for a Czech woman to discover the reason for her pain: Doctors had left a foot-long medical tool inside her abdomen. This month, doctors at a clinic in the southeastern town of Ivancice discovered their colleagues had forgotten to remove a spatula-like surgical instrument from the woman following gynecological surgery in September.

Good Lord. This certainly is no five-dollar footlong. Five million dollars, perhaps.

And how could she not realize something was really really really long with some metal FOOT LONG object inside. Yikes!

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Thief unable to flee with 75 lotion bottles in his pants

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Feb 072010
 

Stories like this one leave more questions than they do answers. Let’s see if you agree.

A Mass. man tried to snag 75 bottles of lotion from a Bath & Body works by stuffing them down his pants, but was unable to get away when the load made it nearly impossible to run. Police charged 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham with larceny after the incident in the Eastfield Mall.

Apparently mall security officers chased the man, but he had so many 8-0z lotion containers in his pants that he couldn’t run, and couldn’t even bend over to get in the police cruiser until some bottles were removed.

One begs to ask: What were store staffers doing during the time it would take a person to stuff SEVENTY!! bottles of anything down his pants? And why didn’t security just give the bottles back on the spot, instead of waiting until he was at the police cruiser? Then again, there were surely a lot more laughs to be had watching it all unfold. Security cam footage, anyone?

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Rockets and sleds do not mix

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Feb 052010
 

A 62-year-old sledder, apparently a student of Wile E. Coyote, thought strapping a homemade rocket to his back before sledding would be give him a rush. A rush indeed happened — a rush to the hospital. The Michigan man was burned on approx. 20 percent of his body when the rocket blew up.

The man, unnamed in news stories, apparently plans outrageous sledding stunts every year, but this is the first time he almost blew himself up.

Perhaps Acme will send him a get-well card.

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Woman arrested for calling 911 4 times over lost cellphone

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Feb 042010
 

The Duh Award this week goes to:

A 51-year-old woman was arrested after calling 911 four times in ninety minutes about her lost cell phone. After a call or two, she had been warned not to call for non-emergency purposes.

It gets better. After her third call, a deputy went to her home and called the number, hearing it ring in the room. It was then that she was told not to call again.

And better still… she did call again. This time when authorities arrived, they found the phone for her — in her pocket.

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Man tells kids to bite officers; passes out in McD’s play area

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Jan 292010
 

A man was arrested at a Colorado Springs McDonald’s play area after telling his two children to “bite the faces off” the officers trying to arrest him. Police had to use a taser to subdue the man who had apparently passed out drunk earlier at the McD’s play area.

He’s now charged with assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and marijuana possession.

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Huffington Post’s gallery of misspelled tattoos

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Jan 282010
 

the huffington post has a lovely collection of permanent but tragically embarrassing misspelled tattoos. See link above for a good laugh

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Fake hooker arrests fake cop

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Jan 212010
 

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From the wonderful land of Detroit – detectives arrested a 51-year-old Detroit man who, posing as a police officer, told a detective dressed as a hooker to ‘get off the streets’ during a prostitution sting. The suspect told the detective-in-hooker-garb that he was a police
officer, scaring a way a man she was talking to. The suspect followed the costumed cop for a while, ranting that he was an officer, until she told him she was a cop. The man sped off but was found and arrested a short time later.

Perhaps this is like the teenagers dressed as ninjas who recently got into trouble taking the law into their own hands. (We must dig that story up; it’s a great one!) Merely impersonating an officer is a crime in itself. Perhaps next time he should dress as a superhero instead.

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A Spinal-Tap-worthy wedding video

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Jan 192010
 

ignore the hokey commentary on this wedding video clip and instead imagine the theme from 2001, A Space Odyssey. Or whatever else you deem worthy of this grand entrance fail.

Going down? Link is here until we find a better way to embed it

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