So, one of those wonderful drinking holidays is upon us, giving everyone the chance to be merry and dress up in all the weird green garb they secretly wish they could wear any time. We’ve compiled a list of the top weird St. Patrick’s Day themed products that are readily available in case, you know, you want to buy some for your secret everyday use holiday revelry. (Click the images to check prices — all on amazon.) Here are our favorite St. Pat’s oddities:
1. St. Patrick’s Day Beer Goggles:
Like true beer goggles, wear these and no dount everyone will look more attractive. Level of attractiveness is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed. One wonders if these beer goggles work as well without alcohol.. hmm probably not. But they will bring good cheer to both the wearer and all those in the room, even while sober! You know you want these!
2. Green Glitter High Heels
These babies have 5 3/4″ heels, which for some would be difficult to walk in even if sober. Perhaps it gets easier during St. Pat’s debouchery festivities. At any rate, they are sure to turn the heads of more than a few leprechauns, even without need of beer goggles!
Note: for the manly types, they also come in a platform shoe!
Hmm, where to go next… there are so many strange St. Patrick’s Day things on the market!
3. Leprechaun Mask without a Chin!
This leprechaun mask, odd as it looks, hasno chin! Why? Well, to make it easier to drink without losing face! Aha! That’s thinking ahead! So, if you want to be a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day, grab one of these!
4. Leprechaun Facial Fur
Apparently leprechaun faces feature faux fur rather than hair, as this product implies. Here’s some fur for your non-furry, non-leprechaun face so you can fit in on St. Patrick’s Day!
5. Pot o’ Farkel
What St. Patrick’s Day would be complete without Pot o’ Farkel? Um, I don’t know, what’s a farkel? Hey, no matter, it’s a game themed for St. Patrick’s Day and it has a pot of gold on the label. Can’t go wrong with this one! Now go get farkel faced and have some fun!
Our weird item this week is actually a practical one, especially if people purloin your lunch on a regular bases. Put your sandwich/ food du jour into one of the pre-bugged lunchbags and scare the thieves away for sure. Note: these are not actual bugs, as that would be beyond gross, unless you are Andrew Zimmern and enjoy eating gross things such as cockroaches and flies for fun. Or if you are part frog. Ribbit.
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